SPRING TIME IN AUSTRALIA IS LITERALLY THE MOST STUPID FUCKING THING OH MY GOD CAN THEY CHANGE THE NAME TO ‘A SLIGHTLY COOLER SUMMER WHERE DEMONIC BIRDS FLY AT YOU FROM THE SKY AND TRY TO KILL YOU’ BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT FUCKING IS
I’ve been taking an umbrella with me recently. Not for the rain.
That seems slightly less annoying than the spider rain. Still why do the birds do this?
Because humans are the least dangerous prey in Australia.